Archive

2012

Feb 222-49: Speak for yourself
Feb 152-48: Am I in trouble?
Feb 132-47: Spread out and look
Feb 82-46: Showing off.
Feb 62-45: Rei thinks most humans are fat.
Feb 12-44: Do the Windy Thing.
Jan 302-43: I just want to scare him.
Jan 252-42: Don’t kill cops.
Jan 232-41: Other senses
Jan 182-40: I’m not a people.
Jan 162-39: Why are you on fire?
Jan 112-38: Screams like a girl
Jan 92-37: He scares me.
Jan 42-36: Inappropriate
Jan 22-35: Just peachy.

2011

Dec 282-34: Your blood tastes different.
Dec 262-33: Stop staring at me.
Dec 212-32: Not Random
Dec 192-31: Not her fault
Dec 142-30 Vampires, man.
Dec 122-29: Permission denied
Dec 52-28: Where is Carmilla?
Nov 282-27 Can you tell me how to get to Phantasmagoria?
Nov 212-26: The Club Can’t Handle You
Nov 142-25: We have to go.
Nov 72-24: The proper channels
Oct 312-23: Get out of here!
Oct 242-22: Just Standing There.
Oct 172-21: We have to hurry.
Oct 102-20: How long have you even been out there?
Oct 32-19: She wants to kill you.
Sep 262-18: Rocksteady Beat
Sep 192-17: Yes, something else happened.
Sep 122-16: What you say?
Sep 72-15: Brave for a mortal
Aug 302-14: Why do you think she’s a vampire?
Aug 222-13- Who are you?
Aug 152-12: You can stay with me.
Aug 92-11: I just wanna ride my motorcycle
Aug 12-10: Awkward phone conversations
Jul 252-9: Panic Button
Jul 182-8: Psycho Hipster, Qu’est-ce que c’est…
Jul 152-7 Or I’ll kill you…
Jul 122-6: Tazer Beam
Jul 52-5: Dead End
Jul 32-4: He’ll think I’m a freak!
Jun 282-3: It’s mine now, I keep it.
Jun 252-2: Before you like me any better.
Jun 222-1: Hoofin’ it
Jun 1280- Doctor’s Orders
Jun 1079-We know a guy.
Jun 678- Why are you so calm?
May 3077- I have been trained BY MYSELF in the art of first aid!
May 2376- How’d I do what?
May 1675- Ashes to ashes
May 1274- Screw you guys, I’m going home.
May 1073-You can’t get there from here
May 672- Delicious, delicious humans
May 371- We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
Apr 2870-They my friends, they vampires.
Apr 2569- Oh. It’s you.
Apr 1868- The Human Torch
Apr 1467- Sauron’s kind of a perv.
Apr 1266- If you behave.
Apr 765- Screwing your head on straight.
Apr 564- Worst chiropractor ever.
Apr 163- SLEEP!
Mar 2862- Alive in the colloquial sense
Mar 2561- Lies and Propaganda
Mar 2260- Step Aside
Mar 1959- A polite warning
Mar 1558- The floorplan for that house is insane.
Mar 1257- Men at Work
Mar 1056- Where am?
Mar 855- What now.
Mar 554- This is the only kind of multitasking Caine does.
Mar 153- I’m goin’ with Sergio
Feb 2652- Mind Game
Feb 2151- Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Feb 1550- Because it’s cool
Feb 1149- The errands are actually murder
Feb 848- Serious Business
Feb 447- A very suspect cup of coffee
Feb 146- For the price of a cup of tea
Jan 2845- Those guys
Jan 2744- Bacon is a good reason to do anything
Jan 2443- After typing this post I really want a burrito.
Jan 2242- Boys only want one thing: burritos.
Jan 2041- There there.
Jan 1240- Just talking…
Jan 939- I drank too much.
Jan 238- I have to go now!

2010

Dec 2037- Maybe I don’t want to come back.
Dec 1636- We need to talk.
Dec 1235- I’m drunk, you don’t have an excuse.
Dec 834- I’m too polite to tell you to stop touching me, so I’m just going to glare.
Dec 233- Something weird
Nov 2432- We’ve been here the whole time.
Nov 2131- I’ve decided to call the bouncer guy “Tyler”
Nov 1930- Not exactly friends.
Nov 1329- Making a scene
Nov 828- Look what I can do!
Nov 327- Are you on the list?
Oct 2826- Yep, it’s a car.
Oct 2325- We have coffee too.
Oct 1824- Liam wears his sunglasses at night.
Oct 1523- Nice to meet you?
Oct 622- I never actually played that game.
Oct 121- Knowing where to look.
Sep 2320- Punch out all his blood
Sep 2119- Ian’s car looks like an angry chipmunk.
Sep 1518- I thought he was dreamy.
Sep 817- What about your vampire?
Sep 316- Go away kitty.
Sep 115- Bat smoke cigarette? How can that be?
Aug 2714- It only works that way if you live in the car.
Aug 1913- Vampayahz, Popeman! …I mean Cynthia.
Aug 1312- Am I loud enough?
Aug 311- Fire in the Disco.
Jul 2410- Oh hai crazy lady.
Jul 139- Nicole doesn’t like anybody.
Jul 38- They were probably watching Mr. Vampire or something.
Jun 247- Sounds fun
Jun 176- Cohabitation is for losers and poor people.
Jun 45- Can I come in?
May 194- Greg’s friend
May 173- I’m not going to date Gary.
May 112- They’re sisters, in case you can’t tell.
May 101- It’s a common problem.
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